No. You can't. Not when you, my dear fellow world saver, pause to actually think about the madness that we XERXES employees are surrounded by on a daily basis.
On the bright side, you know what they say: Sanity is best enjoyed in small increments. From a respectable distance.
Also there is a fire on the 4th floor, but don't worry about that. Worry about who set the fire.
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